kindofalone:

everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car

(via c-the-trees)

I’m eating dumplings and fried wantons because I feel like shit and these foods are delicious. Bye

2am:

i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Timestamp: 1412081950

asfailedontv:

Mopping on meth - Not even once. http://ift.tt/WPE7Wx

Timestamp: 1412050072

asfailedontv:

With the new zoom feature on his BootySpy™glasses, Fred found watching the ladies in the park more pleasurable than ever before! http://ift.tt/1qyltcT

Timestamp: 1412049835

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*

(via wonder-riot)